Day 2: Buy beer, backpack, camera, and beer.
Day 3: Begin walking East on trail near Wally's Liquor Mart, known for its Bigfoot sightings.
Day 4: Beer supply low. Return to Wally's Liquor Mart. Buy beer.
Day 7: Begin walking East on trail near Wally's Liquor Mart, known for it's Bigfoot sightings.
Day 8: Bigfoot tracks spotted. Changed course to Northeast to follow tracks.
Day 9: Lost tracks. Learned to brew beer from pinecones.
Day 13: Pinecones depleted from area. Found Bigfoot tracks. Changed course to north to follow tracks.
Day 14: One inch of snow fell during the night. Realized that I forgot to buy a tent.
Day 15: Snow melted. Tracks found. Followed tracks to cave. Spent night in cave.
Day 16: Woke to find hibernating bear in cave.
Day 17: Did nothing. Still exhausted from running away from bear the day before.
Day 18: Bigfoot spotted. Took picture of Bigfoot through the dense brush. Continued north to follow Bigfoot.
Day 19: Came to clearing and discovered a shocking but pleasant sight, Wally's Liquor Mart.
Below is the only picture I took of Bigfoot through the dense brush.
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